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I have no idea how to tell this story.
I don't even know how to start it.
This is the story of my senior year of High School
and how it destroyed my life.
Your father and I want to talk to you about something sad.
Rachel Kushner has been diagnosed with Leukemia.
That sucks.
It sucks.
It sucks quite a bit.
You might be someone who could make Rachel
feel better...
I don't need your stupid pity.
I'm not here 'cause I pity you.
I'm actually here just because my mom is making me...
That's actually worse.
Everyone was gonna find out sooner or later.
One thing you can do if you don't want to talk to anyone
is just enter a sub-human state.
Pretend you're someone annoying.
"Hi Rachel, I'm really sorry you have cancer."
That's exactly what I'm talkin' about!
So if this was a touching romantic story
our eyes would meet
and suddenly we'd be furiously making out with the fire of a thousand suns.
But this isn't a touching romantic story.
- Anyway... - Yup.
- Who's this little friend? - Earl's just my co-worker.
I've known him since kindergarden.
What you's at cat?! Wanna fight?!
Didn't think so, punk ass cat.
So you and Greg are co-workers?
Naw, we friends. Dude's terrified of calling somebody his friend.
Dude's got issues.
But how are you co-workers?
We make films.
Movies?
They're terrible.
Greg, you never told me!
The idea behind each one was we took a film that we liked
and we made the title a little stupider
and then a new film to reflect the title.
It's a formula that only produces horrible films
but for some reason we keep using it.
You need to make a film for Rachel.
Hi, Rachel. I don't really know you
but I believe in you.
I know you're Jewish
but God has a plan for you.
Out of all the people in the school I don't hate you
Damn.
You guys are making a movie for me?
We tried a bunch of stuff and it's not that good...
Now is not the time for your "I'm Greg, I suck and nothing I do is any good" thing.
We agreed to do a film - we have no idea what it should look like...
or even be...
What was I thinking?!
I'm so tired of you treating this girl like she a burden!
Because somebody actually cares about you?
Her life is over after this!
Life can keep unfolding itself to you
just as long as you pay attention to it.
It was the best of times...
worst of times...
It is so much harder than I thought it would be...
It was life.